We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
A+ Viking dick
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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