I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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