Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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