gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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