Just mADE A PArabola og urine
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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