awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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