fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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