I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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