if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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