Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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