remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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