my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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