Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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