I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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