I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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