If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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