His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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