Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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