I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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