Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I need to sanitize my soul.
I am available for nakedness
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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