What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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