Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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