My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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