Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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