All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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