Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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