I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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