loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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