First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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