shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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