butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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