as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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