It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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