Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
