Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Randomize
