I bet he comes in French.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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