So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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