I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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