did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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