Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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