i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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