Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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