One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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