Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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