with your own penis?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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