u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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