he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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