I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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