Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So apparently I’m into choking now
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