I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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