3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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