just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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